I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
last night I used snow as a chaser
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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