So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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