Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
