this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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