Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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