spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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