she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
