she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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