Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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