How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
