It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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