So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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