How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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