we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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