were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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