You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
