the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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