Do vagina's smell?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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