You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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