i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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