Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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