I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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