everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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