Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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