so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Randomize
