Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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