You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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