I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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