Whod you bang
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
only if we run a train.
done.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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