Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Come on in and take your pants off
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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