oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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