***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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