so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize