That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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