Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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