I wannas sexs uuuuu
i barfeds in our rink
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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