are you still at the devil's house?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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