i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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