I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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