im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Mom said you looked used
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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