the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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