So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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