did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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