He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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