mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Naked. naked and bneed help.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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