Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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