I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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