are you still at the devil's house?
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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