He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
MIDGETS
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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