Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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