Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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