Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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