OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
There r osticjed everywhere
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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