Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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