This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I think a kid would responsible me up
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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