Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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