Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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